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10 April 2018 Published in Blog Written by 

No Story ... Just Some Things to Ponder

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If This Article Gives You aGrin, Then I've Done My Job

Recent headlines are rather disquieting. As one who reads a lot to stay current on what is going on in our world (past, present and beyond) it struck me that writing one more “how to” article for this post today was going to bore me, and I suspect that you too would find it thus.

So, I conducted a bit of research in some of my ‘way-back’ files where an old list I found entertaining again made my day. These thoughts are still amusing ... at least I like them.

What follows are the ones that made me smile, or at minimum, roll my eyes – in no particular order.

  1. What disease did cured ham have?    
  2. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
  3. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
  4. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  5. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
  6. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
  7. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
  8. Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
  9. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
  10. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
  11. Is there another word for thesaurus?
  12. Is there another word for synonym?
  13. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
  14. If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?
  15. When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
  16. If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
  17. Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
  18. Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... when it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?

We all enjoy a little mind twist now and then.  These are easy, unthreatening and should make you smile. 

Pat Dwight

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